So Han's walkin down the halls of Bespin with Lando. Leia's there lookin' good. Han thinks he's off to dinner, maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol' guest quarters with Her Hotness. But the door opens, and there's Darth Vader.... Han doesn't look incredulously at Lando; he doesn't duck or run away. What does Han do? He starts shooting at the motherfucker. He starts shooting. Be like Han.

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